Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer somebits to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little overly familiar with the animal, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone popular online.
- We don't know why Trump
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's read more even said he will build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is jumping into a tank full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will show.